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  • Military Jokes - Военный Юмор

    A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were
    clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the
    windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.

    The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

    The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

    "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker
    on the windshield."

    The general said, "Drive on!"

    The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have
    orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

    The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on."

    The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new
    at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"

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    Re: Military Jokes - Военный Юмор

    Which Service is Best?

    A soldier, a sailor, an airman, and a marine get into an argument about
    what armed force is the best. The argument gets so heated that they fail
    to see an on-coming truck. They are hit and killed instantly. When they
    arrive in heaven, they see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. So they
    decide he can settle their argument. They walk up and ask him, "Saint
    Peter, what Military Service is the best?" He thinks for a moment, then
    says, "Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you. But I'll tell you what. I'll
    talk to God next time I see Him, and I'll find out for you. In the mean
    time, welcome to heaven." So they enter. Later, they see Saint Peter
    while walking around, and they ask him about their question. But before
    Saint Peter can say anything, trumpets blare, a bright light shines, and
    a white dove flies out of the light with an envelope in it's beak. Saint
    Peter says, "Ah, here's the answer from the Boss." He takes the letter,
    and the dove flies off. He opens it, trumpets play, gold dust flies up,
    and Saint Peter reads aloud:

    FROM THE DESK OF GOD

    TO: SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES

    RE: WHICH SERVICE IS BEST.

    Dear Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines,
    All branches of the United States Armed forces are truly honorable.
    One should take pride in serving with the Military. You are all
    well-trained men, all capable of pulling off your job exceedingly well.
    Therefore, there is no superior service.

    Sincerely,
    God, CSM,
    U.S. Army SF (Ret.)

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