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  • MEPS Dallas.ASVAB+Medical, podpisnaiye kontrakta - pervaya chast' Marlezonskogo baleta.

    <font size="2">Vsem privet!



    Itak.

    Vtornik 20051108 - den' perviy. CAT-ASVAB. Versiya -02E



    10 sektsiy, vkl. Assembly of objects.

    Ne znayu kak Vam, a po mne - vremeni okazalos' bolshe, i sdavat' ego legche chem Sample, ili u svoyego recruitera na laptope.



    AFQT 96

    GT 131

    CL 133

    CO 128

    EL 130

    FA 128

    GM 128

    MM 123

    Of 127

    SC 132

    ST 130



    Podom zhdyosh avtobusa v MEPS hotel, kotorim zdes' yavlyayetsya HOliday Inns.



    Poehali...V obshchem obichniy dvuhmestniy nomer. Kuche applicantov klyuch ne perezarydali - tak oni vechno begali menyat' klyuch- v nomer ne popadali.



    Uzhin...Zvuchit gromko...viglydit stranno. Tebe nado vibrat' - ili All-you-can-eat Buffet, ili zhe hamburger ili kuriniy steak na odin raz. V obchem mne recruiter skazal EAT heavy - poslushal...V itoge dazhe odnoy tarelki ne syel - do togo hrenovo vsyo eto vyglyadelo. Beef Stew - chego tolko v nego ne polozhili -iu gribi, i kukuruzu - ya udivlyayus' chto ne nashol tam krevetok...Risa nemnogo vzyal. Nu i 4 stakana diet Coke.



    Vremya klonilos' k 10 vechera. telo osoznavalo, chto vstat' v 3.45 (Wake-up call s Reception) budet nelegko.

    Bili koe u kogo obnimansi, kto-to pivka bahnul (Genii...), a ya prosto v basseyne pobarahtalsya i poshol spat'.



    3.45 Normalno, bodro vstal.Dush

    4.00 Zavtrak. Shaval za 10 minut 8 oladyev (pancakes) s pork sausages. Plus 4 stakana orange juice.

    Pozzhe ponyal, chto speshil zrya.

    Avtobus otchalil v 4.45 V avtobuse pokazivali "Podnyat' periskop!" s Robom Shneiderom.Posmeyalis', eto i vzbodrilo.



    5.05 Morpehovec postroil pered MEPSom

    5.15 polucheniye shtrih-koda (barcode) -tseplyayesh ego sebe na grud' -tam pishetsya gde hochesh zluzhit (v moyom sluchaye ARmy)

    Poehali

    1)Davleniye i puls.

    2)Vision Test

    3)Sluh

    4)Proverka dyhaniya na opyaneniye

    5)Urinalysis. Analiz mochi na narkotiki, i belki s saharom. Poka otlivayesh - na tebya doktor smotrit - chtobi ne podmenyali...

    6)Analiz Krov. Shpritz stranniy, no ne bolno

    7)Polnoye Osvidetelstvovaniye terapevtom

    8)Vipolneniye gde0to 20 raznih uprazheneniy iz razryad Physical Therapy na proverku rabotosposobnosti sustavov, svyazok, i koordianicii dvizheniy



    V 08.30 ya vsyo uspeshno zakonchil.

    Nachalos' samoye slozhnoye - ozhidaniye interview s Job Counselor i vibor specialnosti...



    Kstati, Dallas MEPS - odin iz naibolee uspeshnih tsentrov. Zdes' kashdiy den' Full Medical sdayut po 70-80 chelovek. Dlya Sravneniya, v nekotorih MEPSas, na med. exam sobirayetsya chelovek 10, i etot medexam provodyat raz tri v nedelyu.

    Kuznica kadrov, koroche.

    Procentov 90-bili ot Armii

    5% - ot Navy

    3% - Marine Corps

    2% - AirForce



    Coast Guard ne vstretil.



    Publika deystvitelno raznaya...V tselom, vsyo Ok i druzhelyubno. No narusheniya uzhe bili. Kucha materitsya -chto zapreshcheno -im vechno ob etom govoryat Voyenniye;

    Est' chudaki kotoriye tabak zhevali, a Dallas MEPS - nekuryasheye zavedeniye, takih tozhe vichislyali, i otpravlyali -v drugoy den' im pridyotsya ehat' obratno v MEPS.



    11 utra -nikto ehyo moyey famili ne nazival.

    Lunch. Shaval paru 6-inch Roast Beef sandwichey i zapil eto vsyo Big Redom - tam koffeina mnogo...a to nachinayehs zasipat' pohodu



    1300 O, slishu familiyu...Poshol. Rabotu s toboy obsuzhdayet shtatskiy. Mne popalsya tupovatiy i neustupchiviy tip. e4 ne dal MEsto sluchbi vibrat' nelzya bilo



    Itak, 42L Administrative Specialist na 4 goda 15 nedel' active duty. E3.

    Basic Combat + Advanced Individual Training - Fort JAckson, SC (13 nedel' 4 dnya v summe)



    Potom berut otpechatki palcev. Potom Swear In- Prisyaga - Polkovnik (blondinka s dobrotnimi buferami) tsitiruyet - ti za ney povtoryayesh.

    Potom sadishsya za svoy stolik (partu)stavish poslednyu podpis' - ona k tebe podhodit...i stavit svoyu podpis' na kontrakte.

    Vot i vsyo.



    Otchalivayu 29 chisla.togda vtoraya prisyaga.



    Vsem spasibo za podderzhku[/size]

  • #2
    Re: MEPS Dallas.ASVAB+Medical, podpisnaiye kontrakta - pervaya chast' Marlezonskogo baleta.

    Good job man!!!

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    • #3
      Re: MEPS Dallas. ASVAB+Medical,

      Поздравляю!Но что-то вы низко прыгнули очень с GT 131... Не мое это дело, но я бы нашел бы классную МОС за такие баллы...

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      • #4
        Re: MEPS Dallas.ASVAB+Medical, podpisnaiye kontrakta - pervaya chast' Marlezonskogo baleta.

        ПОЗДРАВЛЯЮ.

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        • #5
          Re: MEPS Dallas.ASVAB+Medical, podpisnaiye kontrakta

          Поздравляю! Одним борцом за правое дело стало больше!

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          • #6
            Re: MEPS Dallas.ASVAB+Medical, podpisnaiye kontrakta

            Поздравляю!

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            • #7
              Re: MEPS Dallas.ASVAB+Medical, podpisnaiye kontrakta

              красава, увожаю....мужик

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