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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
Alexa222,
Веселый текст! 
И актуальный, хотя ему лет 6 уже...
Alexa222,
Веселый текст! И актуальный, хотя ему лет 6 уже...
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
я могу еще более веселый выложить, только он на английком но в свете последних событий если прочтете до конца то обхохочетесьOriginally posted by D-sp View PostAlexa222, Веселый текст! И актуальный, хотя ему лет 6 уже...Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
что если американские бэбибумеры решат нелегально пребраться в мексику? открытое письмо президенту Мексики Кальдерону.
What If Millions of American Baby Boomers Decided Unilaterally to Move to Mexico?
John W. Lillpop
Mention illegal immigration and the first thought that comes to mind is millions of non-English speaking Latinos crossing our borders unlawfully and living off the backs of American taxpayers.
Americans who object to such invasions and abuses are reviled as racist ,bigots, or worse.
But how might the Mexican government and people react to a sudden illegal influx of baby boomers from America with said boomers demanding rights and advantages similar to those demanded by La Raza and other immigration advocacy groups on behalf illegal aliens who invade America?
How would Mexican President Felipe Calderon react to the following letter?
An Open Letter To Mexican President Felipe Calderon
Dear President Calderon:
As you are no doubt aware, America the Great is quickly becoming America the Gray. The so-called "boomer" generation, comprised of scores of million of Americans, will soon reach retirement age.
As they age, America's boomers yearn for a less frantic pace---and a lifestyle that allows one to pause and smell the roses now and again.
In other words, boomers are looking for the "Good Life" which is supposed to accrue to those who work 45 years, pay ungodly amounts in taxes, raise a family, put children through college, and baby-sit the grandchildren.
Unfortunately, the United States is no longer as hospitable as it once was to graying citizens, especially now that our economy has collapsed.
As a result, boomers have decided to move to your beloved Mexico.
Knowing that the Mexican government is a strong supporter of open borders and liberal immigration policies, as least with respect to migrations from Mexico to America, boomers anticipate that their needs and wishes will be fully accommodated with minimal interference and bureaucratic hassle.
In plain English, boomers expect to be treated like upscale Mexican citizens, with all the perks and advantages attendant thereto.
Incidentally, we prefer to be called "undocumented boomers."
President Calderon, I am delighted to announce that just in time for Christmas millions of undocumented American boomers are headed to Mexico!
Viva America!
Current plans call for about 500,000 boomers to cross the border into Mexico each month.
As with any complex transition, there are several "ground rules" that must be followed in order to make this change seamless.
Accordingly, your attention is directed to the following:
* Mexican sovereignty, borders, and immigration laws are essentially null and void with respect to undocumented boomers. No attempt should be made to enforce said restrictions on good hearted, formerly hard working Americans.
* Undocumented boomers shall receive unlimited education, food, housing, legal assistance, and geriatric care on demand, the cost of which shall be borne solely by Mexican taxpayers.
* Mexican hospitals, medical clinics, and emergency rooms shall be obligated to meet the medical needs of all undocumented boomers, without regard to ability to pay.
This obligation shall not be limited or restricted in any way because of any real or projected negative impact on Mexico's medical systems, including the loss of vital services to Mexican citizens.
* Although undocumented boomers shall not be obligated to pay for medical services received, they shall be entitled to send $30-50 billion a year back to the United States with impunity. The Mexican government shall actively facilitate the transfer of such funds to America.
* English is the only language used by undocumented boomers; boomers have no desire or obligation to learn Spanish.
* America's historic free speech, free love, and anti-war revolutions originated with activists in the boomer generation.
In keeping with the boomer tradition of aggressive activism, from time to time it may be necessary for millions of boomers to take over the streets of Mexico's large cities in order to protest proposed new laws when the "rights" of undocumented boomers are in jeopardy.
During such protests, boomers will wave Old Glory and scream "Yes, we can!" and "We are Mexico!" in English, as they protest the rule of law.
All such activities are valid free speech expressions in a thriving Democracy. As a consequence, the Mexican government shall take no action to limit or impede protests by undocumented boomers.
* We Americans celebrate the 4th of July to commemorate our independence from Great Britain. Undocumented boomers prefer to conduct business as normal on May 5 and September 16, and to reserve the 4Th of July for fireworks, BBQs, and displaying Red, White, and Blue everywhere.
* Undocumented boomers shall be licensed to drive without regard to immigration status. All driver instruction and testing materials shall be in English.
* Blood relatives of undocumented boomers shall be eligible for the same reduced tuition rates offered to Mexican students in the nation legally. Immersion for the purpose of teaching Spanish is a failed concept and shall not even be attempted.
* Undocumented boomers shall be eligible to vote in Mexican elections without any requirement to prove identity.
* Grandchildren of undocumented boomers born in Mexico shall be Mexican citizens by virtue of their birth, regardless of the immigration status of their parents and grand parents, and
* Undocumented boomers are very sensitive and are easily offended. Therefore, Mexicans shall refrain from using terms like "illegal alien," "Red Neck," "Cracker,"or "Gringo" when addressing or discussing boomers.
In closing, Mr. President, let me assure you that undocumented boomers will attempt to do for Mexico what 38 million Mexican illegal aliens are currently doing to America!
With best regards and wishes for a diverse and free Mexico!
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
Вот только не могу понять, как их принимают на учебу без легальных документов?! У меня при приеме на курсы английского в университете (т.е. это даже не Undergraduate, Graduate), отксерили паспорт, DS-2019, визу и I-94!Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
вот так вот и принимают им достаточно GED получить, то есть хай скул дегри в Америке и коллджи (не все) могут принять их, так что не родись красивым, а родись..........в МексикеOriginally posted by Karamba View Post
а потом у них проблемы, образование получил, а на работу без документов не берут и вот они сечас борются за то чтоб изменить Американское законодательство то есть протолкнуть Дрим Акт.Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
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да это действительно случилось, то есть Sh
t happens..
сгодня с очень небольшим перевесом амнистия для миллионов нелегалов называемая dream act была принята.
так что скоро может будет и незачем желать ехать в эту страну, будет то же самое что и на родине
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
ура, дело застопорилось в сенате и пренесено на следующий год!
Washington (CNN) -- Senate Democrats conceded Thursday they don't have the votes to pass the DREAM Act, a bill that would have offered a path to citizenship for some illegal immigrants who entered the United States as children.
Democrats voted to pull the measure from consideration, a move that jeopardizes the chances for passing the hotly contested bill during the current lame-duck session of Congress that ends in early January.
While supporters say the measure that passed the House on Wednesday could still come up, each passing day reduces the likelihood for introducing and debating the act as legislative leaders battle over priorities in the waning days of the session.
Senate Republicans opposed the bill, standing by their pledge to block any legislation during the lame-duck session until the chamber approves bills to extend the Bush tax cuts and fund the government.
The so-called Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors Act would have affected immigrants who entered the United States illegally as children under the age of 16 and have lived in the country for at least five years. Other requirements include graduating from high-school or obtaining a General Education Development diploma and demonstrating "good moral character."
Even then, only a six-year conditional status would be awarded. Before moving to the next phase, the students would need to meet additional requirements -- attending college or serving in the military for at least two years, and passing criminal background checks.
Proponents, including President Barack Obama and Democratic leaders, say the bill offers legal standing to young people brought to the United States who have bettered themselves and served their new country, while opponents claim it is a form of amnesty for illegal immigrants.Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
я сейчас плачу налоги для того чтобы мои дети имели шанс получать бенефиты, мои дети на мои налоги, а не нелегалы - родители которых не платили никаких налогов.
dream act не пройдет.Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
а как тут не злорадствовать, когда деньги из твоих карманов вытаскивают??Originally posted by psp13 View Post
умный и образованный = H1B -> GC
просто умный = F1-> H1B -> GC
красивый и не повторимый = женитьба -> GC
талантливый и знаменитый = O виза -> GC
богатый = инвестор -> GC
удачливый = DV -> GC
а мигелей которые даже читать не все умеют, пожизненно безработных и просто безработных - которых всем нужно содержать и так хватает.Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
I am tired to explained to everybody every time that same, I will just erase your stupid posts, dudes, sorry about inconvenience. better read my previous articles and you will understand the truth about illegals and international students.Comment
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Re: мексиканские нелегалы имеют больше прав....
дай ему свободу слова, я ж хочу реакцию знать на свои слова.Originally posted by Alexa222 View PostComment
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